Humour

SWIVEL PULPIT

No longer need you suffer the false apostle or false prophet or even the speaker who outstays his welcome .At the touch of a button on your remote the pulpit swivels around and deposits the unwanted speaker through a hatch that opens into the rear car park. Swift, clean and effective you will no longer need to pay your unwanted speaker the usual ministry gift.

[Please note that this new model replaces the unpopular ejector pulpit which could leave your speaker untidily decorating the crown of a nearby tree. The ejector pulpit is now no longer available.]

Buy the swivel pulpit today and avoid the anticipated wait for further manufacture.

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